Future of Kasab

Ajmal Kasab, the lone 26/11 terrorist is the most iconic prisoner Indian Government has ever captured. He has been charged with 86 charges including waging War against India and also entering CST Station without Ticket !

Yesterday Mumbai High Court upheld the Death Penalty given by the lower court. Now WHAT ?

Future Timeline of Kasab :

2011 : He will be included in the Indian Population Census and will face embarrassing question from the volunteer : "kya aap baccha plan kar raahe ho iss saal"

2013 : There will be separate Financial Allocation in the Fiscal Budget 2013-14 for maintenance of  Kasab.

2014 : Ajmal Kasab will get a special parole signed by Sheila Dixit and will get a Wild Card entry in the Bigg Boss house.

2015 : After huge popularity in Big Boss, Kasab will now get a offer for lead role in Vishal Bharadwaj's new film : 100 Khoon Maaf

2016 : Unable to bear the burden on Economy any further...along with Education Cess we will have Kasab Cess to bridge the deficit in Fiscal Budget.

2017 : After his hit picture "100 khoon maaf" kasab makes biggest blunder of his life, he signs 3 movie deal with ram gopal varma.

2018 : Supreme Court will finally upheld Death Sentence of Kasab. Some civil society wallas will appear on NDTV proclaiming that Kasab did NOT get a fair trial and will demand Re-Trial. Kasab will smile and think - "Picture abhi bhi baaki hain mere dost"

2019 : All 3 movies flop at box office. Later, citing issues of minority, Kasab will contest election. He will win an independent seat to Parliament.

2020 : A new defination will be included in Indian Economics - "Barter Exchange with Pakistan" : We Import Kasabs from Pakistan against the Exports of Sania Mirzas.

2021 : He will once again be included in the Indian Population Census and will have to face embarrassing question from the volunteer : "sir, aap apne baache ko BMC school mein daalenga ya terrorist school mein ?"

2022 : He will have to forgo his MP seat due to poor attendance in Parliament as he was in Jail. hence he will apply to www.naukri.com for a job and mention his key skills as swimming and able to fire Ak-47 & other guns.

and so on the story continues...

Meanwhile, Somewhere in distant Pakistant, kids ask their poor fathers : "dad, how to live a king-size life ?" their fathers merrily reply "go and bomb India, I dont know about Pakistan, but India will definately Honour you !!!"