Free Advice to Dhoni for World Cup 2011

I believe everyone is enraged after the disastrous match with South Africa last Saturday at Group Level. As a avid cricket fan and as a disciple of "Sachin Tendulkar" Religion, I feel that it is necessary for MS Dhoni to follow a few things so that we can bring home the world cup :

1. If you want Piyush Chawla to get mentally stronger then send him to the Bigg Boss House, don't bring him to World Cup and play with our emotions.
2. Please don't use Yusuf Pathan as bowler, stupid guy gets confused and consider himself a bowler the way Yuvraj Singh got confused.
3. Where is your helicopter shot ? The only time I have seen it was in the Pepsi Ad. Dont give the silly excuse that Pepsi has patented the shot hence you can't attempt it.
4. Stop poking your friends on Facebook with you AIRCEL Phone and start poking some cricket shots.
5. Why are you not letting Ashwin and Raina play or are you saving them for next IPL Season.
6. Please stop Nehra from smiling after every bowl that he has bowled. It looks like his dentist has paid him to advertise for free. The rate at which he is smiling he would end up in circus soon.
7. I sincerely feel you should not let Deepika Padukone enter the stadium with Siddhart Mallya. I guess somewhere it lets not only your confidence but also Yuvraj Singhs down.
8. Had I been you, I would have made Sehwag understand that this is a 50 over match and not T20. So please have some patience.
9. You should take strict action against anyone who is criticizing Sachin Tendulkar. I suggest you should urge Indian Government to take action under section 295 A of Indian Penal Code which states : "Deliberate and malicious acts intended to outrage religious feelings of any class by insulting its religion or religious beliefs shall be punished with imprisonment of either description for a term which may extend to 3 Years or with fine, or with both"
10. Lastly : Win the world cup...else WE will screw you up !!!